January 2012
So party down is pretty hilarious
I want to put a baby in lizzy caplan.
Whoops
One bottle to myself, and it’s not even ten yet.
Whelp any more of my fellow losers wanna ask me things? Maybe I’ll be drunk?
Steve Martin saying all those raunchy things
Phew.
He is a good looking older dude.
The man with two brains is a good new years eve...
Well, it’s a good movie in general, at least.
savagemike asked: So are you going to get a kiss from hubby at midnight?
Anyone else staying in on new years?
I’m socially awkward and hate crowds. Leo and I decided to make a night of it with netflix and a bottle or three of shiraz.
Care to entertain me and leave me presents in my ask box?
December 2011
I want tacos
With ground turkey! And salsa, and cumin and cheese and lettuce and tomatoes and soft, stretchy tortillas!
Just made my eye appointment
I have fucked up eyes so I know they’ll have to order my contacts, so I’m still a couple of weeks away. But still! I can’t wait to not have to deal with my glasses sliding down my face during my runs.
i don't even like russell brand
sourlemmon:
mmmcheezy:
but i dislike katy perry so much that i got a little thrill out of knowing her marriage failed.
…I love Russell Brand. I would have his babies. I don’t even find him attractive but he’s so fucking funny that it totally makes up for it.
idk, i haven’t really seen much of him. i mean, i saw forgetting sarah marshall, and everything about that movie was only...
so in terms of money right now
we are doing REALLY WELL, for us anyway.
so i think i’m going to go ahead and make an appointment for contacts for the first time in like two years. i’m beyond psyched. i’ll be able to wear sunglasses again!
also i’m sure my eyes have gotten worse, so even though we’re doing well with money, i’m going to have them give me my glasses prescription information...
Mikey and Spinelli from Recess grew up to be...
liquified-dreams:
eternalwarrior:
THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING.
wat.
bullshit.
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i don't even like russell brand
but i dislike katy perry so much that i got a little thrill out of knowing her marriage failed.
Just had an eight minute phone conversation with...
That’s probably the longest we’ve talked on the phone since we moved in together.
That was like four and a half years ago…
Whooping cough outbreak in appleton
Thanks, Jenny mccarthy. You stupid bitch.
A pbs commercial just made me cry
Rofl, guess i need to pace myself a little better.
It is so hard to not eat like an entire jar of...
But do you know how many calories are in that?? Totally depressing
So it turns out i've been wrong my whole life...
Them shits are delicious. Drizzle just a little honey up in that bitch? Oh, my word.
Totally get runner's high now
The day effectively got better.
Plus I swear I FEEL skinnier for like half an hour afterward.
Today has just been one of those days
My computer crashed, I didn’t do so hot on a q&a we had, all my customers are lunatics, I might have screwed up an account, and we have no more soda.
Two more hours and then I can go run it off on the treadmill…
Today is apparently
Unhinged people call Samantha at work day.
All crazy fucking people so far. And my break was late.
But I have tomorrow off at least.
Just got a knock on the door
Assumed Leo got sent home early and had his hands full or something. Controlled entry, you know. So I go to the door in like my tiniest tank top and basketball shorts, pjs.
It was our neighbor. He got some of our mail. And he looked right at my boobs.
Anyway, it was a Christmas card from Leo’s mom and step-dad. There was $300 in it! I kind of feel bad, that’s way too generous. But...
I would be lying
If I said I wasn’t relieved doc can’t fit me in for a lesson next week.
Not sure what it is, but even though I like having lessons, I dread them all day leading up to them. I just don’t have as much free time as I did when I was part-time. And obviously I just see this as a casual hobby, otherwise I would find the time. I still find the time to internet constantly.
I wish I...
piinkerton answered your question: did i tell you guys i got rocksmith for christmas?
FUCK YOU I LOVE GUITAR HERO
guitar hero is LITERALLY THE WORST.
did i tell you guys i got rocksmith for christmas?
and it’s totally fucking awesome??
i’ve always thought guitar hero was like the worst game invented and that opinion is even stronger now. because rocksmith legit teaches you to play. also made me feel really good about myself because i’m definitely past the beginner stuff on the game.
All I've been doing lately...
passthemilk:
…is looking at Kindle pr0n. I want one so badly!!
i love my kindle fire! i also know a good place to pirate books! i really only pirated a few before we left for the cruise, i’ve paid for as many books as i’ve stolen!
fuck.
boys night out’s trainwreck is SUCH a great fucking album.
so much of the music i loved in high school is now embarrassing to me.
True story
In spite of my age and worldliness, I blush really easy. You can’t get much more white than me, either, so I get tomato-red.
This means my constant thoughts about sex cause me to basically blush all day.
I really need to stop thinking about sex at work so my coworkers can stop asking me if I’m feeling okay.
@piinkerton
Yes she did. And she does every single day. ROFL.
Silly co-worker
It’s mozilla firefox, not missoula foxfire.
Today is pretty great!
Not too busy, not too slow. A couple crabby people but nothing crazy.
