February 2011
Reblog if you have an enormous penis
it is fucking dumb
when work schedules me to close at 10 and then open at 8 the next morning. it is LITERALLY impossible to get a full 8 hours of sleep and i’m a horrible bitch without a full night’s sleep.
but it’s not like i’m able to just FALL ASLEEP INSTANTLY either, so here i am sitting on tumblr like an idiot.
also, i didn’t eat supper today. or lunch. i just forgot. but i...
reblogging this seemed complicated, but i stole it...
I am a male.
I am a girl. I am shorter than 5’4. I think I’m ugly sometimes I have many scars.
I tan easily. I wish my hair was a different color. [errday] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. I have a tattoo. I am self-conscious about my appearance. I have/I’ve had braces. I wear glasses. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free....
January 2011
you triflin' good for nothin' type of brotha
necromanticize:
holy-hippogriffs:
this song omg.
I’m kind of really in love with it.
i saw the old school shia gif and started to sing the “holes” rap, and then i realized the lyrics in the title WEREN’T from that song. and i got confused.
Reblog if you thought the lyrics to the song "I'm...
piinkerton:
legends-:
zombiesailor:
megcasson:
When the lyrics really are:
“I’m blue if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die”
MOTHER OF GOD
DA FUCCCK
WHAT
wtffff
um no, this is wrong and retarded.
i had the fucking album.
first of all, it doesn’t even sound like “if i was green i would die,” and the liner notes...
i feel like i'm becoming a stereotype
but weed has made my adult life markedly better.
1. my anxiety is easier to deal with. i don’t find it too incredibly stressful to go out in public. busy days at work aren’t as shitty. 2. it’s improved my libido. dramatically. 3. food is better. 4. i’m more motivated to blog, which maybe isn’t important in the short term. but i feel like it’s keeping me...
If I text a person in the same room as me, I stare...
threetwothree:
and then when they get it and they look at me, they’re like
and I’m like
BAHAHAHA
i used to do this to my sister all the time and she’d be all “QUIT WASTING MY TEXTS GOD!”
and then i’d be all “you don’t have to call me god”
Reblog if you're shorter than 5'5".
piinkerton:
cheekscanbrush:
olioidio:
peppermintlatte:
theskyisfallingthrough:
short people are sexy
5’ 3” and done growing
5’4”. yeahhhh buddy
5’ even, motherfuckers.
just got our tax returns
and this means i’ll finally be getting my first tattoo OMG AJKDFKAJDFLKADF I’M SO EXCITED.
i’m getting this:
i decided on this like, TWO YEARS AGO, but we kept running out of money. this time i have our tax returns put aside specifically for my tattoo. i’m getting it on the front of my left shoulder/chest. now i just gotta figure out where to go.
thinspo stuff makes me feel sick.
there’s nothing healthy about that attitude.
i need this for my tig ol' bitties →
Forget the saftey pins and double-sided tape, D.C. resident Rochelle Behrens has invented a blouse to eliminate the “gap” that usually occurs around the bust line exposing one’s bra.
Behrens designed a shirt which features extra buttons located in the bust area which cleverly hidden.
black swan
it was just
omg
lkadsfjkasdoiuqeqrkljawtfidk
i don’t have words. i’m completely overwhelmed. when it ended, i almost started crying because the whole film was so intense and exhausting and GORGEOUS AND OMG IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT I WILL MURDER YOU.
so to recap: while all the douches were watching football, i was in an otherwise-empty movie theater with my husband having...
Reblog if you don't have a girlfriend or...
piinkerton:
:’(
:P
I'm 36% Innocent →
credointe:
moderngirlsalwaysgettheirway:
miissaddictionsx3:
Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you’ve done. Then repost as you’re __% innocent. 01. Smoked 02. Drank alcohol 03. Cried when someone died. 04. Been drunk. 05. Had sex. 06. Been to a concert. 07. Gotten/given a hand job 08. Been verbally/sexually harassed. 09. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. 11. Felt...
i just did our taxes
and really, i kind of enjoy doing them. there’s something i find relaxing about plugging in all those numbers. the answers are all there for me, i just have to figure out where to put them. i can thank my dad for instilling this in me by teaching me how to do my taxes when i was sixteen.
although, he taught me how to change oil in a car when i was eight and i definitely don’t give...
Reblog if you live here!
piinkerton:
sourlemmon:
toinfinityandbey0nd:
unremixable:
OMG MAGIC !!
How can 11,000 people live in such a boring place, omg.
The only place I know that has a bomb threat, someone kill themselves, and a gun threat all within the past year… Tragic.
And 200 cows mysteriously die of “pneumonia”
…we’re really good at drinking?
i actually kind of like wisconsin. maybe...
Photogenic Dreams: Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who... →
koikoichan:
1. They live here! You don’t. 2. If you don’t want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. 3. I like my pet a lot better than I like most people. 4. To you, it’s an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn’t speak…
does this happen? do guests REALLY complain about pets??
i think some pet owners are kind...
i feel really hyper today, so i’m just going to blog until i calm down a little bit!
this morning i was supposed to go to lunch with my parents, and then go work out with my mom, but after lunch my mom decided it was snowing too much, so we went to my parents house so i could do my laundry for free. on the way there we went to shopko where i bought a fuckton of tank tops on clearance. ...
kellyoxford:
Photogenic Dreams: Wellll my roommate and I were... →
mmmcheezy:
koikoichan:
but my fiance’s plans ended up getting cancelled I guess. And now to use the TV…I’ll probably have to pry his cold, dead fingers off of the controller so that I can actually use it.
Ugh.
can’t you just say “you’re home all the time and can play whenever you…
what a baby.
Wellll my roommate and I were going to watch...
koikoichan:
but my fiance’s plans ended up getting cancelled I guess. And now to use the TV…I’ll probably have to pry his cold, dead fingers off of the controller so that I can actually use it.
Ugh.
can’t you just say “you’re home all the time and can play whenever you want, lara is barely home at the same time i am, PLUS i pay for the netflix/rent/utilities/whatever so...