January 2011
i should have bought those minnetonka fringey...
i’m feeling non-buyers remorse.
Don't drink and drive - and don't ride with...
there is absolutely no excuse.
December 2010
GAMER JESUS DIED FOR YOUR WINS
piinkerton:
scoutbateman:
redhavet:
baronvonehren:
BOWLING JESUS DIED FOR YOU PINS
DJ JESUS DIED FOR YOUR SPINS
LIPO JESUS DIED FOR YOUR CHINS
ALCOHOLIC JESUS DIED FOR YOUR GINS
SANITATION JESUS DIED FOR YOUR BINS
i'm not making a new year's resolution
because if i’m not happy the way i am, i have a tendency to try something different all year long.
so i would like to detail my accomplishments for 2010:
1. got promoted to the service desk 2. didn’t get fired or quit abruptly even though i wanted to. 3. started having more, better sex—communicating more was the hardest part, but it gets easier the more you do it. and it was...
“Have you ever seen anyone seriously frown with their mouth like this? :( I mean...”
– except Chris Brown (via kellyoxford)
Um, hi excuse me.
piinkerton:
veggielezzyfemmie:
Why didn’t anyone tell me That’s So Raven is on netflix?!?!!!!
I’ve seriously been wasting my life until I realized this.
I’ll be back in a week or so.
ARE. YOU. SERIOUS. brb calling in to work tonight
oh fuck yeah, i know what my new year’s plans are!
p.s. without asking off, i wound up with new year’s eve AND new year’s day off! ...
crunkinglazerbassforlife: you know what really... →
piinkerton:
usefultelephone:
when gay people question that you’re really attracted to the same sex because you have a partner of the opposite sex.
claiming bisexuality is illegitimate just because you can’t process that a person might be attracted to both genders is just as close-minded and sickening as any discrimination…
fucking AGREED. had to reblog this. i’m not ‘faking it’ or...
if anyone hears this in a christmas rap next year,...
fuck your christmas trees, i smoke ‘em.
Missoula District Court: Jury pool in marijuana... →
must be nice to have a holiday vacation
at least i am guaranteed saturday off, seeing as it’s the only day of the year we close!
i’m still looking forward to the week being over, though, so that it’s not as crazy busy and stressful and i don’t have to hear shitty fucking christmas music all day long, and people stop being assholes.
kellyoxford:
One of my very favorite things that was photoshopped onto the Kardashian Christmas card is Patrick Bateman.
ugh i want to have sex with scott disick.
i feel like it would be really awesome hate fucking.
i've never really cared about the holidays
…mostly because it just meant my parents would probably be stressed and cranky because we were poor as SHIT when i was a kid.
but now that i work in retail and have to listen to the SAME SIX FUCKING CHRISTMAS SONGS OVER AND OVER, and the store is fucking slammed and we’re understaffed and all i want is my break so i can contribute to my slow suicide with nicotine, now that i have to...
koikoichan asked: http://www.freecodesource.com/tumblr-layouts/view.php?id=260 i saw that and thought of you <3
koikoichan asked: http://www.freecodesource.com/tumblr-layouts/view.php?id=260 i saw that and thought of you <3
Reblog if you started doing drugs as soon as you...