After a successful smiting, my placeholders celebrated by playing rock paper scissors.
The poison potion was taking too long to kill this scum, so I had a satellite fall on her instead. But, Death being the asshole that s/he is, decided to let the townie live after one of my placeholder sims pleaded for her life.
Oh, and did I mention that this is the same grim reaper that likes to destroy families by taking spouses and not accepting pleas for innocent lives?
Meanwhile, in a forest far far away, my placeholder sims off a problematic cafeteria worker-turned-townie.
Look who took over Bob Pancakes’ shift, guys!! It’s Elodie Smith! I didn’t know that the game will use playable sims as townies as long as they have the appropriate skills/jobs. How exciting!
Catching a movie at the Haddaway Theater.
"I shall name you Dinobug."
Luna is not enjoying the eggs and toast her sister made.
Malik and Khari were born. This game is admittedly growing on me. I still hate the babies though.
No diarrhea here, just pregnancy! And extreme hunger.