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mmmcheezy

i hail from the dairy state, which is nice because i love cheese. i also love all things uber-cute, and all things macabre. i tend to curse a lot and my hobbies tend to revolve around sex, drugs, and rock and roll. follow if you want all of the above, plus random pic spam.

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crazyzofo:

Kelly’s lace, obviously inspired by the illustrated nail. Zoya cassi.

crazyzofo:

Kelly’s lace, obviously inspired by the illustrated nail. Zoya cassi.

bustygirlcomics:

I lose more shaving cream that way…

every time.

bustygirlcomics:

I lose more shaving cream that way…

every time.

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savagemike replied to your post: so leo’s job was hiring a permanent line lead

The way to pass those stupid “personality” tests is to lie and say what you think they want to hear.

oh i know, he knows too. we’re not sure that is what made him lose the job—the chick who got it is the kind of person who always works the maximum amount of overtime allowed 100% of the time. leo doesn’t live to work and neither do i; we’re not really overtime types unless we have to.

i should be doing my hair

but eh. seems like a lot of work.

so leo’s job was hiring a permanent line lead

they encouraged him to apply, he went through an in-person interview process and got the green light from there, and then he got one of those weird personality test type things. 

this is the third such job he’s applied for. he’s been a temporary/seasonal employee there for almost five years now. 

he didn’t get the job. i mean, i’m okay with him being seasonal. i kind of like spending a ton of time with him for a few months at a time. but i get why he wants a permanent job. so i wasn’t surprised when he told me he was going to start looking for a new job. and i wasn’t surprised when he said he almost just walked out and ragequit. how embarrassing that must be. it’s shopko all over again. 

on the bright side, i can call my mom and tell her she was wrong. she fancies herself a clairvoyant of sorts [rofl] and said “he’s going to get it. i just know he will, trust me.” fuck you mom you’re not a psychic. that shit isn’t real. it just makes you look like a lunatic.

Nostalgiaaaaaaaa

Nostalgiaaaaaaaa

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