The poison potion was taking too long to kill this scum, so I had a satellite fall on her instead. But, Death being the asshole that s/he is, decided to let the townie live after one of my placeholder sims pleaded for her life. 

Oh, and did I mention that this is the same grim reaper that likes to destroy families by taking spouses and not accepting pleas for innocent lives?

/fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu